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NOTES FROM THE LITTERBOX

6/21/2015

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Pix Cat 'n' Litterbox, by Sanitation Engineer Ina Hilebrandt, blog post InaTheMemoirCoach.com
Conversation between the Hillebrandt Litterbox Sanitation Engineer (Q) and Pixelle Cat (PC)

Q: Fer heaven’s sake, Pixelle! How many times can a cat poop in a day?

PC: Well, let me see…there was that time at 1:00 am, when you got out of bed to clean out the box.

Q: I remember it well. Then there was the 3:00 am fragrant breeze wafting me out of bed again.

PC: Yes. Purrrrr. You were pretty snarly, for a human.

Q: Yer damned right! It’s really hard to keep getting awakened out of a deep sleep by a crappy smell.

PC: I beg your pardon!

Q: OK, OK. I know this is just call to nature stuff. But really, 3 more times from 7-9 am? And then off and on all day? Really, Pix, it’s a bit much!

PC: Well, did you ever think this is something you’re doing?

Q: Huh?

PC: Maybe it’s the food?

Q: Hmmm…you usually don’t go this often. What have I been doing differently?

PC: Dunno, but dinner was tasty tonight.

Q (sotto voce): You know, I think it’s time for some rice in your food, Pixelle Cat.

SOUNDS -  litterbox scratching in the BKGD.

CUT TO: 3 days later - Night

Q: How you feeling, Pix?

PC (suspiciously): Why do you ask?

Q: You only used the litter box twice today.

PC: Yeah. I guess you’re right. I’ll have to work harder.

Q: Very funny.

Timeout for some cat cuddles.

Q: Purrrrr.  

Is there a moral to this tail? You tell us! Hint: rice really does help get rid of The Pussycat Runs. Anyone have any other remedies? Or similar tails?


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